Peel the eggs, discarding the shells, and quarter them (lengthwise). Set a few quarters aside for garnish.
10-12 hard boiled eggs
Add the rest of the quarters and the softened cream cheese to the bowl of a food processor fitted with the blade attachment. Pulse the processor a few times, to get them roughly chopped and mixed together.
4 oz cream cheese
Add the mayonnaise and mustard to the processor and pulse a few more times. Use a spatula to scrape down the sides of the bowl.
1/3 cup mayonnaise, 2 tbsp Dijon mustard
Add the vinegar and hot sauce and blend until the mixture's whipped and smooth. Season with salt and pepper, to taste.
2 tbsp white vinegar, 3 tsp hot sauce
Transfer the mixture to a serving bowl and sprinkle with a little smoked paprika then top with sliced green onions. Add the egg quarters on the sides of the bowl, if desired.
thinly sliced green onions, smoked paprika
Serve immediately with your favorite dipping options, and enjoy!
crackers and veggies