Add the cream cheese and mayonnaise to a mixing bowl and, using a hand mixer, blend them together until smooth & creamy.
2 8 oz blocks cream cheese, 1/3 cup mayonnaise
Add the remaining ingredients, except for the almonds, and blend together until everything's evenly combined.
1/2 cup shredded white cheddar cheese, 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese, 1 tbsp Worcestershire sauce, 2 green onions, 1 tsp chopped fresh rosemary, 1 tsp dried thyme, 1 tsp dried dill weed, 1 tsp garlic powder, 1/2 tsp salt, 1/2 tsp black pepper
Cover the bowl with plastic wrap and chill in the refrigerator for at least 4 hours.
Shape the cheese mixture into two ovals, then transfer them to a serving board where they're positioned next to each other.
Starting at the bottom of the cheese balls, add the almonds at a slight angle working upwards until both are completely covered and resemble pinecones.
1 1/3 cups sliced almonds
Add a sprig of rosemary to the top center of each for a 'stem'.
sprigs of rosemary
Serve with assorted crackers and enjoy!